He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
