carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Green mimosas i think yes
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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