On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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