I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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