You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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