So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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