awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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