Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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