is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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