I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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