I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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