doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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