Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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