I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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