we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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