He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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