T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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