I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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