So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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