That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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