check it out our google latitudes are spooning
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You should frame my arrest warrant.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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