A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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