I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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