fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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