The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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