Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize