big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My cat gives me a boner
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
How external is "for external use only"?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He shit in the fireplace
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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