Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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