i need an iv and a liver transplant
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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