Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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