Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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