I look better un-naked...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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