Why are handjobs necessary in class?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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