the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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