My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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