HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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