you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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