Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
