My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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