We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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