i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Randomize
