love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I see more hoeing in ur future
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