No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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