new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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