i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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