Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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