Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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