at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
