i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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