Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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